oktotally:

hadooooo-kens

oktotally:

the hero we appreciate, but not the one we need

oktotally:

the ultimate vampire hunter (after wesley snipes)

oktotally:

THEY REMEMBER…

kass4ndra:

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

omfg

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thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

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pbbbtht:

I am afraid

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pianope:

FRIENDZONED

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