May 2013
88 posts
bubblelumps:
1000notes:
comedraco:
twyll:
good posts with a long string of terrible comments
good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable
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beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
thanks bro, you’re
too
thanks dude, you know
dang man this post just got really
yr right we should have set the rules to one joke
you realize this means
oh it’s
this time you’ve gone too
, too far
...
Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u
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I have the best fucking pictures from one of the best fucking nights of my life
I want to make out with a girl foggy niqv
Auto correct will save me
What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
What other people hear: I am a serial killer.
itsjonathank:
Occupation: Orgasm Donor
it’s 5 am time to sober up
can I just make out with someone? That’s all I ask when I’m out of my mind
I got really drunk tonight with some bitchin’ people. I hope you all have a good weekend.
westbor0baptistchurch:
Started from the bottom
Now we’re here.
juako27:
zeldas:
*shuts off ur wifi* go ahead no one can hear u scream
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
i write a lot of letters around this time. i end up throwing them away.
buttlicked:
*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident.
