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Play with my dick instead of my feelings thank u
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I have the best fucking pictures from one of the best fucking nights of my life
I want to make out with a girl foggy niqv Auto correct will save me
What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
What other people hear: I am a serial killer.
itsjonathank: Occupation: Orgasm Donor
it’s 5 am time to sober up
can I just make out with someone? That’s all I ask when I’m out of my mind
I got really drunk tonight with some bitchin’ people. I hope you all have a good weekend.
westbor0baptistchurch: Started from the bottom Now we’re here.
zeldas: *shuts off ur wifi* go ahead no one can hear u scream
Have you realized that your age is the number of...
i write a lot of letters around this time. i end up throwing them away.
buttlicked: *touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident.