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touch fuzzy, get dizzy: The Zelda Timeline →
touchfuzzy-getdizzy:
BASICALLY
In Ocarina of Time, Hyrule has 3 outcomes. It’s a Moffatian-esque timey-whimey tale of parallel universes.
Childhood Timeline
This is what we see in the game. Link saves Hyrule and Zelda sends Link back in order to relive his childhood properly, but Ganondorf is therefore captured before he can do any of his naughtiness. Link goes off and has his adventures with...
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So I made a cover photo for my Facebook Timeline.
And I love it. Too bad nobody visits my profile, they’re missing out!
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I want to get high.
vampireswill-never-hurtyou:
derpologist:
Please don’t.
jkdanfkadv. I won’t.
Love you c:
I want to get high.
Please don’t.
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putonsomepants asked: so i herd u liek ding dongz?
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Mom brought me a Hostess Ding Dong from the...
After dinner, I ate it and said “Thank you for the Ding Dong.” It took me two seconds to regret what I’d said. She responded with “Whoa! That didn’t sound right!” I fail.
thefrogman:
putonsomepants asked: Would you rather have no friends or be a slut?
putonsomepants asked: Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
putonsomepants asked: Lil Wayne, Carrot Top, and Flavor Flave. Screw one, marry one, and murder one.
putonsomepants asked: Would you rather take a diarrhea shower or bathe in pee?
putonsomepants asked: The closest object to your left...you have to eat it. What the hell is it?
Anonymous asked: Favorite color?
Anonymous asked: What's the cutest thing someone's ever done for you?
Anonymous asked: whats your favorite band?
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pokemoments:
Gary motherfuckin’ Oak!
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