July 2012
48 posts
“This dude just called me a pussy for putting a band-aid on my scraped knee. Talk...”
– @MattMelvin (via mattmelvin)
June 2012
67 posts
Just gonna sit back, relax, and listen to George Carlin.
“Nobody visits the antique photo booth at amusement parks anymore. Thanks a lot,...”
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WatchThis is pretty tight butthole!
Holy crap I’m back from camping. It was awesome. Ok, back to reblogging and stuff.
“I often get misdialed calls to my phone from some Mexican lady. Irritating,...”
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imthedad:
fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
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Watchsofapizza:
videohall:
The Power of Pine-Sol
cower before it.
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Vader time?
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